I will never forget trying to wash it out in the bath, weeping, retching and clutching my head
We've all done terrible things yourhonorsir to our handbags at one point or another: I once got sick into mine in a taxi (it was because of a migraine, honest) and I will never forget trying to wash it out in the bath, weeping, retching and clutching my head, all at the same time. No, the bag didn't recover. And it was lovely: a white pony skin doctor's bag with structure and a long cross-body strap, that was unfortunately the end of it.
Bags have a way of showing their disapproval too: we looked at nine recently that were so pissed off with us they couldn't help but show it. However, every dark cloud has its silver lining; I've found seven sacs that are genuinely glad to be called our totealong friends, like that genuinely grinny guy from Debenhams, above, €45. The black bar flapover shoulder bag might be faux leather but there's nothing fake about the depth of his smile, you feel me?
The Aldo Muchurin bag, about €70, is a bit of a simpleton, it's true. But a good-natured, happy-go-lucky one.
This Lipsy bag from Littlewoods Ireland, €57, has had too much to drink, it's pissed, its eyes are hanging out of its head and it should go home to bed, but not before it tells you just how much it loves you.
€60's the damage for this cheeky number from River Island. Are you down with your handbag sticking its tongue out at you? If you've got control issues around being in charge, maybe you should pass: this tote will constantly test your boundaries.
Jane Shilton's basket weave red bag at TK Maxx, £19.99, is so happy to see you it even put on its lipstick.
Squinty eyed it might be, the big grin on this cute Zara double zip bowling bag, €49.95, means it's a good bet to take down to the pub.
Kirstie is Frillseeker's founder and editor-in-chief. This is her second foray into the web-world: she founded Beaut.ie in 2006 before stepping down in 2012 and has held a large number of positions over the past number of years including acting beauty editor at Image magazine and beauty ed at the Sunday Tribune, Irish Examiner and Confetti. She's currently the deputy editor at STELLAR magazine.