First things first: we must apologise for the SHOCKING lack of Saint Etienne's I was born on Christmas day off this playlist but for some reason - inconceivable to us - Spotify doesn't seem to have it.
You'll have to make do with Mssrs Chris Rea and De Burgh, easing us into this festive playlist in inimitable travel-based style, before it all goes ... well, a bit tits up.
Enjoy - and if you do play it, let us know in a comment!
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