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Turns Out Holding a Clutch To Your Not-Yet-Announced Pregnancy Bump Is No Disguise After All (Surprise!)

Sophie Hunter, soon to be wife of Benedict Cumberbatch, tried and failed at this age-old accessorising trick
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By Kirstie McDermott @frillseeker

Saturday, January 10, 2015 - 10:10

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Sophie Hunter, soon to be wife of Benedict Cumberbatch

"Darling, we have to go to this do, at which there will be a bank of photographers and a red carpet, and it's increasingly obvious that you've knocked me up with your it's-probably-got-cheekbones penis, because of the fact I now have a noticeable bump coming out of the front of me, and I'm really quite slim otherwise."

"Yes, yes I see your point."

"So, I was thinking."

"Yes?"

"I can simply wear a garish drop-waist dress and carry a frumpy clutch bag, which I will paste to my mid-section at all times. I am confident that this is enough, given the current media glare we find ourselves in since our sudden engagement and persistent rumours that your angular member went inside my willing vagina to create a Cumberbaby."

"Sounds flawless. Let's do it."

WHAT COULD POSSIBLY GO WRONG?

 

Sophie hunter and benedict cumberbatch

Oh, just this. YOU HAVE TO KEEP IT THERE AT ALL TIMES SOPHIE. And Benedict, you have to not gaze adoringly at the life growing inside your future wife's belly.

God you two. Sheesh.

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Kirstie McDermott

Kirstie is Frillseeker's founder and editor-in-chief. This is her second foray into the web-world: she founded Beaut.ie in 2006 before stepping down in 2012 and has held a large number of positions over the past number of years including acting beauty editor at Image magazine and beauty ed at the Sunday Tribune, Irish Examiner and Confetti. She's currently the deputy editor at STELLAR magazine.

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